Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
I CAN’T JUST GO TO MARS. YOU NEED A ROCKET SHIP. DO YOU HAVE A ROCKET SHIP, POTTER? I’LL BET YOU DO…